Bio:

  • Alias: never had one
  • Birthday: old enough
  • Hometown: born in Berkeley, raised in your Alameda
  • Years Skating: since I was 14
  • What/who got you in to skateboarding: Hugh Johnston and K-Rimes gave me my first board. pictures and mags kept me going.
  • Favorite Event: giants head, cathlamet or like a fish n chips eating contest
  • Favorite Food: authentic kinds
  • If you we’re a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself: fuck no throw myself on a grill for someone else to eat
  • Favorite Beverage: i dig good juices and shitty beers
  • Favorite setting for self-pleasure: a hill or a jar of worms
  • Best band name: booty banditz
  • Favorite Book: Gods Middle Finger, journalist goes to the Sierra Madre to report about the Cartels and ends up doing a bunch of blow.
  • Favorite Sex Position: hmm tough tie between the Helicopter and the Bronco
  • Favorite Vice: coffee or cigarettes but those are really more like nasty addictions
  • Tits or Ass: Tits but a dope ass always gets me
  • Forest or sea: FUCK open water, too scary. Forest it is.
  • Sexiest Skater: the one that has the most fun and is probably from South America haha
  • A road-trip experience gone wrong: one with a kid I dislike
  • A road-trip experience gone right: first roadtrip to Maryhill when I was 15. Mercado and JM did a good job as bad Dads
  • How Do You Feel About Hipsters: I can relate but they generally blow.
  • What Gives You Awkward Boners: texts from your mom when youre right next to me
  • Would you rather share a beer with Hitler or Ghengis Khan: Hitler
  • What Worries You the Most About the Next Generation: not being able to formulate intelligent ideas or emotions
  • What excites you about the future: the pastime I love becoming bigger